Friday, June 6, 2014

Friday Flash Back: Conversations Outside My Head


Me: (with camera draped around my neck) Does my necklace look too ostentatious?
Co-Worker: Well, it is a little flashy.

Me: I think it’s supposed to rain this weekend.
Co-Worker: Whatever. You can keep dry on the couch.

Ole Boy: (putting gas in my car) I miss the old way of getting gas.
Me: When they pumped it for you?
Ole Boy: Siphoning.

Me: I feel like I’m late if I’m not at work by 7:40.
Cousin: I feel like I’m late if I get there at 8:01…because uh, then I am!

Friend: Me first!
Me: OK.
Friend: Never mind. If you’re letting me, it can’t be good for me.

Four year old Samara: (showing me a band-aid on her toe) I was getting a big fingernail off my toe.  I made it sore.
Me:   Why didn’t you get someone to clip that “fingernail” off your toe?
Samara:   Because I was chewing it.

From my previous blog...originally posted in March, 2011

8 comments:

  1. These are fun to read from back then, I loved Ole Boy's and the gas one, too cute!

    betty

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    1. Thanks, Betty. He is one of the funniest men I know.

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  2. 2011! Three years ago? :o

    My goodness. I absolutely remember this post. Three years? Really?

    Ugh. Time sure does fly.

    Now, if we could just soar! :}

    Deb

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  3. P.S. I chuckled thru it this time, too.

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    1. Me, too...especially Samara's "chewing" line! Thanks!

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  4. These are cute. Great way to start the day.
    I am still on the road, so blogging takes a back seat.

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    1. Hey Ms Ann! It's great to hear from you! Hope you're having a great time on your June run!

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  5. Ouch. The last one made me cringe!!!

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